Lesbian Hit Parade
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Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...