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Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
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Farm jokes 02
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Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Preganat wife? Avoid these!
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...