Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!