Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Gay banter
More gay banter…Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...