Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!