Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....