Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Banned Children’s Books
BANNED CHILDREN’S BOOKSDad’s New Wife Timothy Pop! Goes the Hamster…and Other Great Microwave Games...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...