Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
New Viagra Product Lines!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...