Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...