Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.