Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...