Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.