Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...