Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...