Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...