Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...