Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.