Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Student Bloopers – Part II!
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...