Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...