Orange and Banana
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Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
Goodbye To Bin Laden
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!”In Memory of The Twin Towers”Warning song...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.