Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...