When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...