Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
Humor about Leprechauns
|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...