Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.