How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.