A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
PUPPY LOVE
PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw...