One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...