Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...