File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...