Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...