Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Car Acronyms
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