Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick