A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...