Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Bull free in Tokoyo
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...