Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Are You About to Employ a Robot?
Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.