Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....