Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...