Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Sad revelations
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...