Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!