WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...