Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Spanish singer Julio Iglesias
|Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...