Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...