Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...