The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...