Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...