I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Dissapointing
Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.