Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...