Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...