Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...