Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
The Ideal Date
IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 “Split the check...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
Indian Humor
The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...